My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
You smooth motherfucker
When the fall season is starting soon and my fitness level is zero
Let’s make the Flubber movie cover the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.
HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF
Yes let’s do it for him.
It’s not like the Breakers can’t score.
It’s that we can’t finish.
I’m so sad.